Three gentlemen, ages seventy, eighty, and ninety, were commiserating on the challenges of their many years.
The 70 year-old said, "Yeah...it's a problem. I wake up every morning at 7:00 and it takes me half an hour to pee!"
"Huh", chimed the 80 year-old, "You think THAT's a problem! I wake up each morning at 8:00 and it takes ME 45 minutes to crap!"
It was the nonagenarian's turn. "Gentlemen. At 7:00 each morning, I urinate. At 8:00, I have a wonderful bowel movement."
His two companions looked at him and said, "Well then, what's the problem?"
"I don't wake up until 9:00!"