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San Francisco, CA
Sunday, May 19, 2024

So this guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard.
The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting out there.

"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up, takes a deep breath and says: "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders.
Of course, no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.  I uncovered some incredible
dealings and they awarded me a batch of medals.  Had a sweet wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is totally astonished,  thunderstruck, overwhelmed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says "Ten dollars."
The guy says "Ten dollars? It's a deal!" but he asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him?"

The owner replies, "Because he's such a liar!"